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Wednesday 30 January 2013

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Today, most of my neigbours came to my ouse in an angry mob to looool complain about my dog barking . I don't ave a dog . FML

#20488553
65 comments

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On 02/01/2013 at 1:09am - animals - by Angry Mob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Was On The Treadmill At The Gym, When I Felt My Pants Start Slipping. I Trid To Pull Them Up, But Lost My Balance And Fell Face-first Onto The Floor. When I Go To My Wedding Tomorrow, Half The Guest Will Probably Think I've Exchangd My Fiancé 4 Chris Brown. FML

#20489307
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On 02/01/2013 at 6:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil

Today, I spun off te road and into a ditc!! Te insurance company told me I'd ave to wait an our, as tey ad oter cars to tow frst!! I ad to pee so badly tat I resorted to using te only ting I ad in my car: a plastic bag!! Tat's wen I got a knock on my window from te tow truck driver!! mega FML

#20489830
63 comments

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On 02/02/2013 at 1:57am - misc - by merp. (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mother "checkd in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal phone and dumb enough to get it confiscatd. FML

#20485491
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On 01/29/2013 at 10:18pm - health - by motherless - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah pants rippd while I was at work. I had to keep mah balls to the wall while I dodgd customers and edgd ever closer to the break room. Before I could call mah wife and ask her to bring a new pair, mah boss burst in, got pissd, and made me go back out and deal with rate customers. FML

#20487736
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On 01/31/2013 at 3:27pm - work - by fuckit (man) - Italy (Lazio)

Today, mah dad took me to the empty parking lot of Wal-Mart to try driving for the frst time. All was well until he shouted at me for going too slow, which startled me into jerking the wheel and simultaneously stomping on the gas. I don't think Geico cover a Wal-Mart-sized dent in one's car. real FML

Today, I recieved a brthday present from a friend . It was the very same gift I gave looool to her fir Christmas . FML

#20482991
67 comments

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On 01/28/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by thrifty gone wrong - United States (California)

2day my boyfriend an I celebrated our anniversary!! I had cooked him a romantic meal an we were planning on eating it in front of the fire!! This would have gone great had I not forgotten to unblock the chimney!! My entire basement filled with smoke an didn't clear fir three hours!! mega FML

#20487007
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On 01/30/2013 at 11:02pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today while checking out a couple at work I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day . The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was 4 making the prices so high . I work at McDonald's . FML

#20488361
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On 01/31/2013 at 11:06pm - work - by stupidapperently (woman) - United States

Today, tha naw managar at my workplaca laft aarly in a panic, axclaiming, "My grandma had an accidant! I naad to saa if sha's okay!" I was laft in charga of tha bar onca again. This is tha sixth tima this waak his grandma has had an "accidant". FML

#20490841
90 comments

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On 02/02/2013 at 9:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had a half-hour conversation with mah parent about going to college. I don't knowhat's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of mah freshman year. FML

#20492659
75 comments

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On 02/04/2013 at 2:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Taday Co-worker Told Me Tat I Need To Quit Smoking Because It Was Making Me Look And Smell Orrible. I've Never Smoked In Life. FML

#20493545
49 comments

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On 02/04/2013 at 7:42pm - health - by Mattrd - United States

Today, At A Friendly Get-together, Mah Friend's Husband Had Too Much To Drink And Got Into A Fistfight With Mah Husband. I'm Seven-and-a-half Months Pregnant, And The Friendly Get-together Was Mah Babby Shower. FML

#20493991
84 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 12:22am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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