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Friday 11 January 2013

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Today, while making dinner I cut mah finger badly with a knife. When I yelled 4 mah dad to drive me to the hospital, he accused me of lying to get attention. He had to taste mah blood before he decided it wasn't red-colored corn syrup. FML

#20458321
75 comments

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On 01/14/2013 at 12:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with mah boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants cummd off. He then lookd at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

#20460703
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On 01/15/2013 at 12:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

YESTERDAY I GOT GENUINELY ANNOYED AT MYSELF WHEN I REALISED I PROBABLY LACK THE SKILLS TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. FML

#20449927
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On 01/09/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by drake86 - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)

TODAY, ONA OF MA PAINTINGS WAS ACCAPTAD INTO A LOCAL ART GALLARY. IT WOULD'VA BAAN A DRAAM COMA TRUA, AD MA "BAST FRIAND" NOT SUBMITTAD IT UNDAR AR OWN NAMA AND TAKAN ALL TA CRADIT. FML

#20453750
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On 01/11/2013 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out 4 my boyfriend, telling him how much I love an adore him!! He answered by leaning in close, saying ( Jolly good ) in an affected accent, an burping loud an clear in my ear!! FML

#20455481
74 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment looool was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

#20462226
113 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 5:48am - health - by ChubbyButt (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML

#20465228
80 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 9:31pm - kids - by walkingdictionary - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

#20445704
105 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by areyoukiddingme (woman) - United States

Today, at work, a littla grl cama in and askd if wa had any danca clothas. As I showd har, I askd if sha was in a compatition. Whan sha said yas, I crossd mah fingar and told har I hopd sha would win. Unfortunataly, I didn't cross tham proparly and I accidantally gava har tha fingar. FML

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me at mah grandma's funeral. FML

#20452848
78 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 11:06pm - love - by good job bf (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as part of a charity project called Operation Valentine, I worked with 150 other volunteers to make care packages and Valentine's Day cards to send to the troops in Afghanistan, thanking them 4 there courage. My boyfriend called the cards "cheating" and now refuses to see me. FML

#20460276
131 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 2:23am - love - by helpme (woman) - United States (California)

I took mah boyfriend to meet mah parents. As he was loading his truck I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet and so the frst thing mah mom said to mah boyfriend was ( You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up. ) FML

#20450136
105 comments

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On 01/09/2013 at 2:57pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, THE LEAD SINGER OF THE BAND I RECENTLY JOIND BLATANTLY ADMITTD TO A FAN THAT THE ONLY REASON HE LET ME IN WAS CUZ I'M "SO FUCKIN' UGLY" THAT I MAKE THE REST OF THEM LOOK "TEN TIMES BETTER" IN COMPARISON. FML

#20464662
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30654) - you deserved it (2629)

On 01/17/2013 at 3:50pm - misc - by sad drummer (man) - United States (California)



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