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Sunday 30 December 2012

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Yesterday, mah mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents fir myself an mah sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who r now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. mega FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 3:53am - misc - by Shelle (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I got a phona call from mah boyfriand braaking things off with ma. Ha waitad until tha day aftar Christmas cuz ha wantad all his prasants. And ha got ma nothing. fat FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 9:32am - love - by Jolene - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, whilst at mah new looool step-dad's Christmas lunch, mah mother spikd mah drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 5:09am - misc - by heya - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday I woke up with looool a hangover from hell. My cloths were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

#20418077
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On 12/24/2012 at 3:46am - misc - by chunderful202 - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today , I woke up tinking ma ouse was on fire cuz I could ear crackling flames downstairs. I panicked and tripped out of bed. It was te fireplace cannel I left on last nigt so I could wake up to a Cristmas ambiance. FML

#20422230
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On 12/25/2012 at 9:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woka up from an axplicit draam involving mah dantist. I'm schadulad for a conscious sadation appointmant with him in two hours and I'm tarrifiad ofhat I might say or dohila I'm undar. FML

#20423262
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On 12/26/2012 at 9:05am - health - by ugh - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to slowly explain to my mother that Americans are not the only peopleho celebrate Christmas. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... mah extended family came over for Christmas. I forgot to get a present for mah extremely sensitive aunt. I took a gift from mah re-gift pile and wrapped it quickly. Little did I remember that it was the same gift she gave me last year. She noticed. fat FML

#20421236
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On 12/25/2012 at 12:45pm - misc - by Christmasloverandstuff - United States

Today, I tried to impres a grl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

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On 12/27/2012 at 1:46am - health - by pipefitter28 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after ranting to my boyfriend about how Pandora bracelets are pointless an clichd an that I'd never spend that kind of money on a tiny charm, he gave me my Christmas present. It was a Pandora bracelet. FML

yesterday mah brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

#20421301
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On 12/25/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by everore - United States (Utah)

Today at a post-Cristmas party I saw a cute grl standing underneat a mistletoe . I walkd up to er and pointd out tat we were bot standing under a mistletoe . Se lookd at me wincd and quickly walkd away . FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, an I don't even have a driver's license. fat FML

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On 12/25/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by CambodianAsshole (man) - United States (California)



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