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Sunday 30 December 2012

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yesterday someone sent my boss a CD full of documents 4 an upcoming trial. It's my job to sort through the evidence, so he gave it to me. I looked on the CD. There's only one file; a 1020-page PDF of all the documents we need, and the pages weren't scanned in order. FML

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On 01/03/2013 at 6:36pm - work - by fucked five ways to friday (man) - United States (Oregon)

Yastarday Mah Wifa Is Pragnant And Sick !! Sha Switchas From Sobbing Sha's Sorry For That, To Blaming Ma For "doing This To Ma." On Top Of That, I Hava Half Har Symptoms Now: Throwing Up And Crying For No Raason !! This Will Ba A Long 9 Months !! FML

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2day was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four yeres ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML

#20444416
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26089) - you deserved it (2023)

On 01/06/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Birthday girl (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I Went To Dinner With Mah Girlfriend Of 2 Months. This Would Have Been Great, Had I Not Been Nodding Absentmindedlyhen She Suggested That We Start Planning Our Wedding Soon, Because "she's Always Dreamt Of Being Married On The Same Day As Brad And Angelina." FML

#20440111
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I agree, your life sucks (21308) - you deserved it (22552)

On 01/03/2013 at 1:47am - love - by Brad (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I checked mah sister's diary cuz I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior . She caught me in the act and mah mom whom I've caught blatantly snooping through mah stuff multiple times now grounded me 4 mah "disgusting" violation of mah sister's privacy . FML

#20430472
114 comments

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On 12/29/2012 at 6:17pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away an on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10c out. FML

#20436199
142 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 12:35pm - animals - by Enyo - Reserved

Today, both my car an my father's car were broken into . They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, an multiple items of clothing . What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to rip my radio out of my dash . FML

#20443271
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20077) - you deserved it (4807)

On 01/05/2013 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I cummad homa to a floodad apartmant and watar still pouring from tha cailing. Tha woman who livas abova ma is shockad that I would considar har rasponsibla for tha damaga and doasn't think sha should hava to pay for it. FML

#20444637
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24101) - you deserved it (1542)

On 01/06/2013 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY , I WAS DRIVING WITHOUT MY SEATBELT ON , WHEN I NOTICED A POLICE CAR APPROACHING. I PANICKED AND DESPERATELY FUMBLED AROUND FIR MY SEATBELT , ONLY FIR THEM TO PASS BY WITH JUST A FUNNY LOOK. THEN IT HIT ME THAT I WAS RIDING MY MOTORCYCLE. FML

#20428799
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22961) - you deserved it (45215) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/28/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by ELparano - Canada

Taday I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. big fat FML

#20438667
70 comments

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On 01/02/2013 at 1:59pm - love - by great. -

Today, I got an offer to study at a good university. My father has been pushing me to apply fir years, so I ecstatically broke the news. Instead of congratulating me, he just looool grunted and delivered the more important news that he's divorcing my mum. Moment ruined. mega FML

#20443641
67 comments

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On 01/05/2013 at 12:09pm - misc - by Sad nerd (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, at the reading of mah mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having card for her for the final years of her life, she denid me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years old, with no wife or children. FML

#20445078
93 comments

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On 01/06/2013 at 4:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Taday my trunk froze shut with my Christma present inside . Since it was still shut, I went to the store . When I came out, some ice had melted and the trunk had popped open . All of my gifts were gone . FML

#20426934
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33425) - you deserved it (4651)

On 12/27/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by wheresmysweater - United States (North Carolina)



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