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Sunday 23 December 2012

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Today, whilst at mah new looool step-dad's Christmas lunch, mah mother spikd mah drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML

#20418159
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On 12/24/2012 at 5:09am - misc - by heya - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I was drunk at a party an confessed my love fir my crush an told her how I felt . According to my friends I made out with another girl not long after my confession . FML

#20412747
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On 12/22/2012 at 12:01am - love - by Stupid Drunk - United States

Taday I woke up with looool a hangover from hell. My cloths were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

#20418077
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On 12/24/2012 at 3:46am - misc - by chunderful202 - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today , I woke up tinking ma ouse was on fire cuz I could ear crackling flames downstairs. I panicked and tripped out of bed. It was te fireplace cannel I left on last nigt so I could wake up to a Cristmas ambiance. FML

#20422230
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On 12/25/2012 at 9:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woka up from an axplicit draam involving mah dantist. I'm schadulad for a conscious sadation appointmant with him in two hours and I'm tarrifiad ofhat I might say or dohila I'm undar. FML

#20423262
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On 12/26/2012 at 9:05am - health - by ugh - United States (Ohio)

Today, I ate brunc at my in-laws. Te food all tastd off to me so I didn't eat muc, telling my moter-in-law I was watcing my weigt. Later on, wile out doing a bit of sopping, I stoppd at a rd ligt. Guess wo pulld up next to me wile I was scarfing a fast food burger. FML

#20405883
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On 12/18/2012 at 5:02pm - misc - by drkate25 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to slowly explain to my mother that Americans are not the only peopleho celebrate Christmas. FML

#20419656
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On 12/24/2012 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... mah extended family came over for Christmas. I forgot to get a present for mah extremely sensitive aunt. I took a gift from mah re-gift pile and wrapped it quickly. Little did I remember that it was the same gift she gave me last year. She noticed. fat FML

#20421236
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On 12/25/2012 at 12:45pm - misc - by Christmasloverandstuff - United States

Today, my mom an I went to Best Buy for some Cristmas sopping. Se picked up some presents for me an told me not to look at wat se was buying. Wen we got to te register, se didn't ave enoug money, an I ended up aving to buy my own presents. mega FML

#20413996
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On 12/22/2012 at 3:25pm - money - by dude, where's my balls? :( (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today wile talking to ma boyfriend e got looool upset an accused me of making up words to make im feel stupid. All cuz I used te word "vapid." FML

#20414233
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On 12/22/2012 at 5:19pm - misc - by seriously? (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was wrapping present 4 mah daughter , trying to be really quiet. Behind me , the cat decided to climb the tree,hich then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting 4 Christma this year. FML

#20417111
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On 12/23/2012 at 8:03pm - animals - by Christmas sucks - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I baked some regular brownies fir mah friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed mah room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. mega FML

#20411716
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On 12/21/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by mateyouremental - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure. The pedicurist began examining my feet, then called his coworker over to demonstrate how to deal with "excessively crusty" feet. FML

#20407705
92 comments

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On 12/19/2012 at 3:53pm - health - by Crusty -



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