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Thursday 13 December 2012

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I steppd on te scale an realizd tat I weig more tan te amount of money tat I ave in my bank account. FML

#20199403
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25169) - you deserved it (7247)

On 12/10/2012 at 6:32pm - money - by ihncredible - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us an says to mah date, ( Girl, u can do so much better. ) Hearing this, mah date looks at me, nods, gets up an walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

#20406289
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43897) - you deserved it (3459)

On 12/18/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

yesterday at my new job, some juvenile cockbite spiked my food with a laxative, as part of some kind of bizarre hazing ritual. The bastard got ratted out an suspended, but my arsehole now feels like it's been blown apart by a nuclear warhead. I thought this shit only happened in movies. FML

#20409224
117 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 4:49pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY, I NOTICED MAH WIFE PUTTED A BUMPER STICKER ON OUR CAR THAT SAYS "COWBOY BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS." I'VE DRIVEN THAT CAR TO WORK EVERY DAY. FML

#20405855
45 comments

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On 12/18/2012 at 4:44pm - misc - by idontevenlikebuttsthatmuch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I want Cristmas sopping for my cat. I still avan't bougt prasants for my family, yat my cat alraady as savaral small gifts undar ta traa and an outfit to waar around ta ousa. I raally naad a naw obby. FML

#20397631
132 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 6:04am - animals - by catlover - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a lady on the bus cummd up to me and askd if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

#20198778
84 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 5:13am - misc - by LLCK - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I started a new job !! I'm now trapped in a small office with a woman who says, "Oh mah gravy!" constantly !! In response to everything !! FML

#20201125
84 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 9:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

2day I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had putted a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML

#20199630
110 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 9:05pm - work - by golfstar11 - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah friend was complaining to me about her problems. I tried to be a good, understanding friend, listening and giving advice. When it was mah turn to vent, she interrupted me, saying, "Sorry, but I don't really care." mega FML

#20201674
108 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by sushichick (woman) - United States

Today, Husband Told Mother-in-law That We're Trying To Have A Baby. She Decidd To Call Me And Explain In Extreme Detail What Positions To Try, And When.

#20403715
91 comments

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On 12/17/2012 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by crazy mother in law (woman) -

Today, I had to break up with boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in bathroom. FML

#20403401
100 comments

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On 12/17/2012 at 7:25am - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... the girl I dumped three yeres ago because she wouldn't take mah band seriously is now a successful an rich environmental scientist. Meanwhile... I'm still unemployed... living with mah parents... an can barely remember how to play a guitar. FML

#20407310
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10809) - you deserved it (74332)

On 12/19/2012 at 10:26am - love - by rightinthekarma (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went on a date with a great grl; we went out to dinner an saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to car to find out that a homeles man had broken the window, climbed into it, an was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

#20198660
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23921) - you deserved it (1545)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Alec (man) - United States



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