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Wednesday 5 December 2012

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Today, it's my sixth day taking care of my family's seven animals while my parents are in Singapore. So far, I've emergency-called the vet twice, taken a dog to the vet once, and cleaned up liquid dog shit five times. FML

#20197436
72 comments

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On 12/09/2012 at 8:18am - animals - by KennyDidIt - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got punched in the face after a stranger asked for a light, didn't realize it was a butane lighter and burnt the tip of his nose lighting his cigarette. Now my nose looks worse than his. FML

#20193519
68 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 6:30am - misc - by chinousmc - United States (Florida)

Today, I bought some expensive fabric softener since I'm not too keen on my detergent's smell. Only after washing two weeks worth of laundry did I discover that mixed together they realistically mimic the smell of fresh puke. FML

#20189162
83 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 6:40am - misc - by backtothelaundrettethen (woman) - Germany

Today, after weeks of begging, I finally got an interview at my dream job. Turns out, they only agreed to interview me because they thought I was someone else. FML

#20200372
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14132) - you deserved it (1057)

On 12/11/2012 at 12:07pm - work - by karachii - United States

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