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By Anonymous - / Friday 1 July 2016 18:24 / United States - Mission
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By  Globrorey  |  3

Yeah if he slipped it in your ass he knew what he was doing. Secondly you can't just "slip it" in the ass without proper lube anyway. You should've felt him knocking at the back door and then you could've guided him to the front. If he slipped it in your ass, then he's not a virgin. You got scammed.

By  sadblufly  |  18

If you've masturbated before you actually had sex with him, you should tell him what you like and help him around. If he was also a virgin or pretty inexperienced he might not know his way around your lady bits

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  Cathrin  |  26

"We'd both waited until marriage" those first two words imply that it was also his first time. Granted, you'd think a basic knowledge of the birds and the bees would be standard by marriage age, yet he seems to lack that, given he couldn't tell the two holes apart.

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  Qandol  |  26

It's possible, but also at the same time he may not of been Virgins and after meeting his wife, she didn't wanted to have sex and they both waited till Marriage.

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  never_three  |  20

#4, "we both waited" does not imply that OPs husband was also a virgin. The statement "he slipped it in my ass then pretended he didn't know which hole was the right one" implies that he at least claimed to be a virgin. There can be one virginal partner in a relationship and both can wait til marriage before having sex. But unless OP and her man were drenched in lube, there no way he just slipped in there. That's not an easy hole to stick into first time round.

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  Elban  |  20

She could be a larger woman and drop mammoth logs. It could've been widened due to her diet and/or his manly bits could be of the smaller variety

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  NorthernNoise  |  7

No, it is called rape. Sticking your pens inside someone without permission (or permission to use that hole) is called rape, even if your married, even if they are okay with other sex acts.

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  ThatOneChick856  |  35

Actually, rape is defined as doing something sexual to a person that they did not consent to. Such cases can include the guy lying about wearing the condom or even (if on purpose) slipping it into the wrong hole, because she did not consent to sex under those circumstances.

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  mfmylifesrsly  |  29

it's not rape if he unintentionally did it..jesus.

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  HonestPie  |  10

Rape? Jesus, the dude's an asshole and just stuck it in her... asshole. Just say fuck off and if he keeps on doing it, then that there is rape. Rape is pretty straight forward.

By  sadblufly  |  18

If you've masturbated before you actually had sex with him, you should tell him what you like and help him around. If he was also a virgin or pretty inexperienced he might not know his way around your lady bits

By  jttorkildson  |  18

That's actually kind of concerning. It's both of your first times and he's already crossing boundaries without asking? I mean, technically you haven't consummated the marriage without vaginal penetration so...

By  NorthernNoise  |  7

If he's going for anal without your permission, he is not a virgin and he is an asshole. Sorry you discovered that after you married him, and watch out for whatever other shit he tries to pull

By  Globrorey  |  3

Yeah if he slipped it in your ass he knew what he was doing. Secondly you can't just "slip it" in the ass without proper lube anyway. You should've felt him knocking at the back door and then you could've guided him to the front. If he slipped it in your ass, then he's not a virgin. You got scammed.

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  MallowMistress  |  10

She could have just meant he slid down and pushed, trying to push into her ass. I've had that happen far too many times, usually from too much movement/speed mixing. but all the same.

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  MrsHoffman  |  11

If he slipped it into your ass that easily, your not a virign either, at least not in the backdoor!

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  samsam23t  |  8

correction if he slipped in in her butt that means she's not a complete virgin because that would hurt like hell if he were to just slip it in and if he doesn't know what a vagina feels like yes he can mistake it for one especially if he didn't see where he put it while in doggy style or if his manhood missed and slipped into it.

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  jasonrellet  |  20

#8 not true! When my girlfriend and I did it for the first time I missed the correct hole and almost went in her back door... She showed me how to determine which one is the right one. We still get it wrong some times, after almost 2 years

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  tygerarmy  |  35

A lot of things are going on in this FML, I wanna know if only the OP is a virgin or if they both are. Assuming the husband is, it's a lack of education issue. Then what is meant by slipped? Did he line up wrong, did he push hard into the wrong door. How easy was it to slip in? It could be a size thing on one or both parts, and a natural lubrication thing. Some uncut guys naturally lubricate really well. Adding those things together a lot combinations of the above or others could have happened.

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  Mungolikecandy  |  11

Very true. It is not possible to just "slip it in" unless the person has a slack sphincter for some reason or has a lot of experience of it.

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  Fa1lenAngel  |  2

Well I mean, my 2nd time (first time wasn't really a proper one, hard to explain) when I did doggy style, sometimes the dick would come out and I would try to put it back in and accidentally touch into the wrong hole, although of course didn't go straight in cause 1. didn't go hard 2. wasn't lubed to that extent. Just because he accidentally got it in your ass doesn't necessarily mean he's not a virgin...

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