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Tuesday 4 December 2012

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Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on . At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience . The shoe hit me square in the face . big fat FML

#20196764
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On 12/08/2012 at 7:25pm - health - by ko - United States (Illinois)

Today , in my AP Biology class , a student informed us she'd read that Antarctica had completely melted due to global warming , tohich my friend gushed , "Yeah! It's been melted for , like , months." FML

#20193921
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On 12/06/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by bieberslayer (woman) - United States

Today... I dutifully attended mah husband's local gig at a coffee shop. I thus found out... through song... about mah husband's affair... in front of about 100 people. All of whom we both know. FML

Today , my bast friand announcad sha was gatting marriad . I'va alway wantad to ba a bridasmaid but sha than addad , ( You can't ba in tha bridal party bacausa you don't hava tha sama body typa as tha othar bridasmaids . But you can still coma to tha bachaloratta party! ) maga FML

#20194701
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On 12/07/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by SBCR (woman) - United States (Iowa)

TODAY, I FINALLY FELT MOTIVATD TO DO SOME EXERCISE . AS I GOT MY WEIGHTS OUT, I NOTICD OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE SOMEONE MOVING ABOUT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW . I GOT SCARD AND DROPPD A WEIGHT ON MY FOOT . THE PERSON OUTSIDE WAS MY OWN REFLECTION . FML

#20195266
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On 12/07/2012 at 4:10pm - health - by i see fat people (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today , mah boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

#20192047
101 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 6:29am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

TADAY I HAD TO CREATE A PERFECT SOCIETY IN ENGLISH CLASS; THE BEST SOCIETY HAS THERE GRADE GO UP A FULL LETTER. AFTER TONS OF PREPARATION AND THINKING, I LOST TO AN ISLAND MADE ONLY OF CHEESE. FAT FML

#20200774
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On 12/11/2012 at 6:03pm - misc - by JPPUDLY (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah daughter called me to pick her up at the mall. She said I had to meet her inside a specific store, so I figured she wanted me to pay for something. Turns out I was right, she was bieng arrested for shoplifting. FML

#20193017
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On 12/05/2012 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00 and figurd I could wait a few minute before getting ready. The next thing I knew it was 10:30. FML

#20200420
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On 12/11/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that sex with mah husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an looool orgasm than let him continue. FML

#20199068
130 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by hnickell93 - United States (California)

Today... mah boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The frst thing he asked 4 weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. real FML

#20198694
104 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 2:47am - love - by chels (woman) - United States (Ohio)

2day a senile old lady cummed up to me and offered me cocolate. I noticed tat it was ex-lax, so I politely told er no. My 4-year-old daugter pused me aside and ate te ex-lax, because se tougt it was candy. I now ave a stinky cild on a 3 our bus ride, wit no stops. FML

#20197580
180 comments

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On 12/09/2012 at 11:29am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY , MAH ROOMMATE TURNED THE THERMOSTAT DOWN TO 50 DEGREES . WHY? BECAUSE SHE READ THAT SHIVERING BURNS CALORIES . FML

#20200383
145 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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