By ahhhhhh - / Thursday 12 February 2015 17:23 / United States - Philadelphia
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  IAmzephyr  |  22

or maybe her mother got a gift from her lover beforehand?

By  Misoranomegami  |  16

Looks like your dad already have get his present.

  Misoranomegami  |  16

gave her even. stupid autocorrect

  ohSNAPyall  |  26

Just a slip of the tongue. Don't gotta blame autocorrect.

  DoomSkuller  |  28

or a slip of the finger, rather

By  RMLrapemylife  |  14

le sexy time? ;)

By  BntyHntrSeattle  |  30

I hope you didn't get eggsited.


You mean excited (the FML has nothing to do with eggs) and that would be very disturbing.

By  False_Stupidity  |  41

Some things cannot be unseen and while it was a lovely gesture on your part to make he breakfast, you should always check if it's ok to come in before entering just in case of exactly this.

Many people sleep naked, even parents.


Today, I took a nap in my car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat, watching me sleep. Apparently, he'd managed to unlock the door with a wire hanger. FML

By ShelterForTheHomless - / Tuesday 14 January 2014 03:31 / United States - Anaheim
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