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Thursday 29 November 2012

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Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad . She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water . FML

#20187648
170 comments

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On 12/02/2012 at 5:16am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today , mah boss was telling everyone that he knew a guy who went to a college at which multiple people were shot an killed recently. Being extremely socially awkward an uncomfortable , I blurted , "That's awesome." Now everyone in the office is terrified of me. FML

#20191114
122 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 4:34pm - work - by Adan - United States (Washington)

Today... my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wereing the same outfit. FML

#20184947
77 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 1:30am - misc - by Awks - Australia (Victoria)

TADAY I WALKED OUT OF MAH APARTMENT TO SEE THAT SOMEONE HAD CLIMBED ONTO THE HOOD OF MAH CAR AND TAKEN A SHIT ON MAH WINDSHIELD. I ONLY MOVED IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. FML

#20189050
113 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyd, I turnd around and rantd about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explaind that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. mega FML

#20183504
190 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Mimi - United States

Taday son turned 8!! We watced as e unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun..!! extra 'bullets'..!! new looool soes an a scool bag wit is favorite TV caracter on te front an a action figure inside!! As e finised e looked me straigt in te eyes an says..!! "Tat's great ma..!! but seriously wat'd you get me?"!! FML

#20187584
331 comments

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On 12/02/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I made a positive remark to the owner of local groceries store 4 employing a special needs girl. Not only is the girl not mentally handicappd, she's also the owner's daughter. FML

#20190915
136 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Vassy (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

2day mah boyfriend dumpd me by throwing mah stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I trid explaining that I have no clue wat he's talking about, he startd exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants looool on fire!" FML

#20180296
141 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 8:41pm - love - by imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck (woman) - United States (California)

Today, to scare mah little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies!! The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs!! Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room!! FML

#20186785
62 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 3:21pm - health - by fieldmarshalclitter (man) - United States

Today, ma elbow was aving cramps an movement issues as a result of an old set of surgical pins an wires tat r being rejectd by ma body. One painful twitc causd ma arm to lock out straigt, unintentionally slapping ma and into ma co-worker's crotc. Our waiting customers giggld. FML

TADAY I JOKINGLY TRIED TO CONVINCE MA GRLFRIEND TAT WYOMING WAS A GOVERNMENT CONSPRACY AND DID NOT EXIST. SE BELIEVED ME. MEGA FML

#20193447
109 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 3:24am - misc - by whaleninjapoop - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had just had a shower, when I noticed that the mix of mah shower gel and deodorant smelled like Lynx Dark Temptation. I was happy, as this is mah favourite men's deodorant, until I realised I was happily sniffing mah own boobs because they smelled like mah ex-boyfriend. FML

Today, mah wife wants to name our frst child Sri, after the iPhone function!! FML

#20182157
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26720) - you deserved it (2552)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by boo8713 (man) - United States (California)



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