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Friday 23 November 2012

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Today , at the age of 29 , I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago , mah fiancé an I lost our home , an r now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got droppd off at home , before 10 , after having sex in a hay field. FML

#20168945
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On 11/19/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight!! When I calld him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

#20171204
179 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 4:57pm - health - by thinner than you (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

I was working the dart game at mah local amusement parkhen a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicatd, an they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML

today my step-mom threw out some of the "boxes of junk" in my room, because apparently, I'm a pack rat!! I guess she and everyone else in my family won't be recieving those Christmas presents!! FML

#20177886
108 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 8:28am - money - by WritingWrongs - United States

Today, I went to the Apple store to try an figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses an waiting around, there solution was to ( Google it. ) FML

#20171869
139 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 12:42am - misc - by Jo - United States (California)

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend calld 4 an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managd to drop me on my head. FML

#20177257
92 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or heres something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML

#20182095
123 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 12:15am - misc - by FUSheldon (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself an the person in the next stall. In rush to get out of there, I managed to get ass stuck in the toilet seat, an ended up bieng pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

#20177662
94 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 1:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

I caught the train into the city. Halfway there some kids hopped on smelling of marijuana and alcohol. Their topic of discussion? How much pubic hair they had. FML

#20183521
101 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 12:40am - kids - by fabs1171 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today my boyfriand and my bast friand had a vary langthy , dataild convarsation about Lord of tha Rings and tha Hobbit , ofhich I know nothing about. Onca thay stoppd looool , I lookd at him and smild , and ha raspondd with , "Why can't you ba mora lyk har?" big fat FML

#20183421
113 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 11:33pm - love - by JStein (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, AT WORK, I TOOK AN ORDER FROM A STUCK-UP SOUNDING LADY OVER THE PHONE. SHE SAID HER LAST NAME WAS "DUCKLING, BUT WITH AN F". BEMUSD, I WROTE HER NAME ON THE ORDER. WHEN SHE ARRIVD TO PICK IT UP LATER, SHE TOLD ME SHE'D SAID "S", NOT "F". REAL FML

#20177082
78 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 7:25pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, it's our thrd anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, cuz "it's too cliché." FML

#20179174
108 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 12:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online fir the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body fir sex at least twice a day when we get married. mega FML

#20173484
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22157) - you deserved it (5499)

On 11/22/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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