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Thursday 22 November 2012

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Today, a co-worker asked me if I have a Facebook account, and I said I do. I had to politely smile as he spent the next half hour insulting me for supposedly being glued to it 24/7, before claiming that it's all a CIA front to steal people's social security details. Why are nutjobs like this even alive? FML

#20175635
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I agree, your life sucks (12794) - you deserved it (2217)

On 11/23/2012 at 7:49pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I yet again purposely avoided the 'Health and Fitness' section on pinterest to keep my self-esteem up. FML

#20171929
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I agree, your life sucks (4683) - you deserved it (8936)

On 11/21/2012 at 1:20am - health - by fatty - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I met up with a few old friends for some wine and munchies. The main topics of conversation were colonoscopies, lactose intolerance and specific symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome. I'm sleeping over at one of their houses. Only 20 more hours to go. FML

#20184451
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10674) - you deserved it (1392)

On 11/29/2012 at 8:00pm - misc - by Randiluck (woman) - Canada



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