Monday 16 April 2012 
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Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 9:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 11:52am - health - by fhe - Puerto Rico
Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 6:33pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by Rebecca - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 1:50am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 6:55pm - health - by burr415 (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, I finally asked some friends to read the beginning of a novel that I'd been slaving away at. One of them said it was the literary equivalent of aquarium gravel. Another asked if I'd been sniffing boot polish while writing it. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 8:55pm - misc - by yuuupyup - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found out that my lovely amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles and out of my window. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 12:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 2:53am - misc - by hdgyfjdzdfg (woman) - United States
Today, my fiancée informed me she'd invited her ex-husband to our wedding at her parents' request. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 8:57pm - love - by Tony (man) - United States
Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by Merlin - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was issued with a £60 fine for being parked in a supermarket car-park for more than 3 hours. I work there. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 7:51pm - work - by mitchell904 - United Kingdom (Newport)
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