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November 2012

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Today , I decided to buy a meal 4 a homeless man who was bieng shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him , I realized it was my dad , wereing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. big fat FML

#20159880
83 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by BulldogHoops - United States (Oklahoma)

today mah family was celebrating mah grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank an got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows , mah grandma fainted. FML

#20164153
137 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was renovating the house, and grlfriend askd, ( Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff? ) Not knowing where she was going with this, I just gave her a puzzld look. She continud by saying, ( Because it's not like people use duct tape on ducks. ) mega FML

#20158312
164 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Danny - United States (Utah)

Today , after I spent two hours trying to teach my grlfriend to play sudoku , she broke up with me , tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake , imaginary game to make her feel stupid!! FML

#20167793
150 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 7:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today... mah crush finally agreed to spend the night with me. I told mah parents to act normal 4 one night. Apparently... "normal" is strutting around naked and acting lyk a chicken. FML

#20166401
108 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 8:34am - love - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)

Today, trying to be kinkyhile giving mah boyfriend a blow job, Ihippd him with mah ponytail!! He was thrilld, until I accidentally head-buttd his dick!! He curld up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again!! FML

#20170605
113 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 3:43am - intimacy - by kinkicali (woman) - United States (Washington)

Taday I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read ( Well son this diary proves that your ahiny asshole - Dad. ) Thanks Dad from beyond the grave. FML

#20161095
64 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

yastarday mah girlfriand startd bawling , saying that our ralationship wouldn't work. Why? Bacausa if Justin and Salana can't do it , no ona can. FML

#20178699
129 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 7:55pm - love - by nonbelieber (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today , mah friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was holding two Skittles vodka shots and shouting , ( Red and green , merry Kwanzaa! ) The shots were yellow and purple. I can't remember that night at all. FML

2DAY I WAS AT MAH GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE HAVING DINNER WITH HER AND HER PARENTS. I WAS CASUALLY PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH MAH GIRLFRIEND UNDER THE TABLE... UNTIL HER MOM STOPPD EATING AND SAID... "YOU KNOW THAT'S MAH FOOT... RIGHT?" FML

#20170839
107 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Brian (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at mah son's school parkd, and the driver got out . I basically leand on mah horn and gave her every dirty look in the book . She said nothing but stard at me as she opend the back of her van to unload her child'sheelchair . I'm an asshole . real FML

#20172167
193 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 9:03am - kids - by AHole (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

someone very close to me cummed out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML

#20181869
123 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm - love - by Bliggins - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I woke up to my balls coverd in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut . I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart . FML

#20178502
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12957) - you deserved it (25239)

On 11/25/2012 at 5:38pm - love - by dumping time (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)



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