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October 2012

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Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I calld my mom for help. When she came over, she said I lookd like a dead bug, took a picture and postd it on Facebook. FML

#20118333
114 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Bug (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I told mah dad an brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said... "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing an making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When mah mom heard... she high-fived him too. FML

#20141343
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On 10/31/2012 at 6:06am - misc - by hakuna matata - United States (California)

Today , I found out that mom gives brother tips on how to hurt feelings the most. FML

#20107287
118 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 11:08am - misc - by LovedByFamily (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I realized that I spend the same amount of money on my phone bill as I do on Nutella. FML

#20123737
156 comments

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On 10/19/2012 at 10:19am - health - by Nutellalover (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, daspita having a mild casa of tha flu, I visitad my boyfriand's housa and watchad a movia with his parants . During tha movia, I falt tha suddan urga to snaaza . Trying to hold it in, I managad to do tha loudast fart I'va avar dona in my lifa . Evaryona haard . FML

#20107056
113 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 5:12am - love - by embarrassed (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I woke up and found a little notehere mah husband should have been !! It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children !! FML

#20121146
239 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 4:16pm - love - by AbandonedHouseWife - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, IT WAS MY 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH MY BOYFRIEND. AS WE WERE ABOUT TO EXCHANGE GIFTS, HE GOT A CALL AND SAID HE HAD TO GO HOME IMMEDIATELY. WHAT WAS THE EMERGENCY? HIS GUILD LEADER COULDN'T FIND ANOTHER HEALER TO FINISH A RAID AND PROMISED MY BOYFRIEND GEAR IF HE WOULD STEP UP. MEGA FML

#20120587
172 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 1:16am - love - by Marie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , mah cat playad daad just so I would laava him alona. FML

#20126149
123 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today... my grandma took it upon herself to give me the sex talk. After explaining the mechanics in excessive detail... she said I shouldn't be afraid to sleep around. Apparently... I need to be comfortable with the man who'll be "conning me into blowing him fir the next 50 yeres." looool FML

#20134273
81 comments

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On 10/26/2012 at 1:58pm - intimacy - by fiftyshardsofbroccoli (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd grl goes to college, finally loses vrginity; gets chlamydia !! FML

#20106351
243 comments

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On 10/07/2012 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by Unfortunate (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after waking up from a drunken nigt, I realized te burning sensation I ad from te lube during sex was cuz I used and sanitizer. mega FML

#20125076
116 comments

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On 10/20/2012 at 9:57am - intimacy - by MIND BLOWING - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find mah psycho ex-girlfriend in mah house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me an she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. mega FML

#20103889
139 comments

TODAY, MY DAD WAS TEACHING ME HOW TO DRIVE. HE TOLD ME THAT STOP SIGNS WITH WHITE OUTLINES ARE "OPTIONAL." I RAN THROUGH THE NEXT ONE I SAW AND GOT PULLED OVER BY A COP. MY DAD IS MAKING ME PAY THE TICKET FIR BIENG "THAT STUPID." THANKS DAD. FML

#20129645
193 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Dinger1992 - United States



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