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By  rocky2289  |  0

maybe it involves sex? Title: Ancient Egyption Sex Positions (pictures below) of you guys in the position. maybe she has some messed up kinky fantasy about Egyptians doin it. take advantage of it!

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  nikkibeez  |  0

it's honestly a little ridiculous for anyone to say that while having sex they think of only one thing... and that being the person you're sleeping with. completely false. anyone who thinks otherwise obviously has never been in a committed relationship, where you're no longer worrying if your makeup has smudged while doing "it".

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  dudeitsdanny  |  9

Well.. Thats actually when my mind doesnt wander. Sex with love blows my mind more. I'm usually thinking of her.. Or what she's doing.. Or what I need to do to her. You're missing out.

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  aliaskis  |  3

She might have been worrying about what her project would be. Maybe the deadline was approaching and she was stressed. Sometimes it's hard to shut down thought processes, or reroute them, if it's something that feels pressing. I wouldn't take it too personally unless it becomes a habitual issue that she can't focus on you in times of intimacy.

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  sourgirl101  |  21

Ummm I don't know about anyone else but I can "get off", make a to do list, plan my week, pat my head and rub my stomach ALL at the same time. Yes, my mind works that great!!! Multi-task FTW!

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  Howljerk  |  0

^ Try doing that with your wife of 10 years. You're not really being realistic. You are not everyone. If you CAN always do that - then props to you. If that is the case then you probably don't have much else to think, without assuming too much. I'm not entirely sure if that's a good or bad thing.

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Hahahaha! for everyone in this thread I was OBVIOUSLY joking. Come on now guys. Stop being so literal, lighten up and find that sense of humor you lost when you hit puberty.

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By saying what I did, I meant humor where you don't over analyze and criticize everything. Children, to me, have a more free sense of humor because they don't judge the joke and pick at all the details, do you kinda see where I'm getting at? I feel like I'm not making sense, hahah! xD

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  dudeitsdanny  |  9

Nawh, I didn't have much else to think about. I'm sure stuff crossed my mind, but it wasn't my focus. Of course these past couple months are the first time I've been really stressed since high school, and I havent had sex since early September, soooo.... I'll let you know if I ever have sex again D:

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  daminantion  |  14

49, "humor you lost when you hit puberty" sorry I have to comment; you basically say you havent hit puberty yet yourself. as for humor, clearly if it doesn't work on FML, it doesn't work anywhere :3

sorry bro, but for her to have something on her mind other than you while having sex?you must be pathetic or somethig. On the brightside, you gave her a time to find something for her project AND you felt good doing it.so, it's more of a win than a fml.

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  dt520  |  4

thank you, common sense has entered the building. people make so much of any thought other than them during sex that its obvious they are more self absorbed than bad in bed. i come up with awesome ideas on the toilet but that doesn't mean i've forgotten about the deuce i came there to take care of.

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