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Wednesday 15 February 2012

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Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11223) - you deserved it (18526)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

#19085397 (126)

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On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

#19082479 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (17695) - you deserved it (3521)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

#19085871 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (10385) - you deserved it (702)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML

#19088881 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (7172) - you deserved it (742)

On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

#19083975 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (13304) - you deserved it (1560)

On 02/15/2012 at 6:09am - animals - by workaholic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

#19087811 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (9200) - you deserved it (551)

On 02/15/2012 at 6:53pm - misc - by Jedi2500 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (21198) - you deserved it (1589)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (17998) - you deserved it (3144)

On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got my hands on some meet and greet passes for a concert. My fiancé and I got our picture taken with the band. A few moments later, in my excitement, instead of texting the picture to my friend, I accidentally deleted it. FML

#19085899 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (6841) - you deserved it (2970)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:33pm - misc - by vixiecat - United States (Oklahoma)

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Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

#19090033 (81)

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On 02/15/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down." My whole house now smells like pee. FML

#19082292 (191)

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On 02/15/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by Bondi414 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML

#19085409 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (7549) - you deserved it (945)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:50pm - health - by TerribleAddiction - United States (New Jersey)



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