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Tuesday 1 October 2013

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Today, I realized how bad my insomnia had got when I tried answering my water bottle when my alarm went off. FML

#20901491
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I agree, your life sucks (34642) - you deserved it (2771)

On 09/30/2013 at 1:01am - health - by Overworked - United States

Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML

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On 10/03/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML

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On 10/01/2013 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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