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Friday 14 June 2013

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Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML

#20731460
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51455) - you deserved it (3177)

On 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML

#20736007
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40598) - you deserved it (2961)

On 06/19/2013 at 9:09pm - work - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my family has a bet on how long I will be single for. FML

#20717191
43 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 9:09am - misc - by Bridget Jones? - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML

#20732921
41 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had my last orchestra concert and had a large solo. My dad came to watch and record it; however, the whole time he recorded another girl, thinking it was me. FML

#20728759
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46889) - you deserved it (3085)

On 06/16/2013 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML

#20739340
35 comments

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On 06/21/2013 at 4:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I won an argument against a sexist co-worker. When I left later on, I jumped into my car to drive home, but managed to reverse it into a parked excavator. Guess who's going to hear virginal jokes about women drivers from now on. FML

#20735108
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36315) - you deserved it (17331)

On 06/19/2013 at 12:18pm - work - by fuck the man-dominated construction business (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)



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