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The illustrated FMLs

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

By fartmaster - / Wednesday 22 April 2009 19:10 / United States
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  aFMLaddict  |  0

HAHAHAHAHAH I guess you scared the living crap outta the people near you, atleast I wouldv been scared. Hearing nothing but complete silence and all the sudden hear a raging fart come out of nothing.

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  OleShammy  |  0

Sheer brilliance, this FML. Although it it would be almost impossible for anyone to know it was you unless you were standing in a significantly different spot than the rest of the group.

By  vee_baby  |  0

im sure no one knew- if the lights were out. (; still, that's hilarious.. i'm sure people just thought you were trying to be a smart alleck about it.

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  blocparty  |  0

I'v seen an fml to contredict what you just suggested. The guy who tried to give the "wtf look" to a random person in the elevator got busted because the guy yelled back at him saying "It was this asshole!"

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