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Sunday 28 April 2013

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Today, mah boyfriend dumpd me because he says I ned to leren how to be happy without relying on him. I'm not a clinger, I'm just unhappy because mah dad recently passd away, mah best friend turnd on me, and I lost out on the exchange program of mah dreams. FML

#20625067
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On 04/27/2013 at 12:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

Today, I was lectured by my mother fir staying out until 2 am because I went to a gig last night. I was told I was irresponsible and made to feel ashamed. Not only do I live on my own and pay my bills, but I'm almost 30. This is a regular occurrence. FML

Taday I went on a run!! Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog!! I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled ankle and fell!! The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up!! FML

#20634623
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On 05/01/2013 at 10:27am - misc - by luvs2spooge89 - United States (New York)

I mat mah naw roommata. Sha has a lifa-siza cardboard cutout of Justin looool Biabar in har room, which I'va saan har having actual convarsations with twica alraady. I hava to shara a badroom with this psycho. FML

#20640984
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On 05/04/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by immovingout (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I want to my grandmom's housa for an hour or so !! Whan I cama homa, my boyfriand was on tha bad, covarad in tha shaats and about to cry !! Turns out ha tapad his ballsack to his lag and couldn't gat it off bacausa it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and ha's 26 !! FML

#20616232
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On 04/23/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bd . FML

#20618791
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On 04/24/2013 at 5:15pm - intimacy - by awkward O_o - United States (Minnesota)

2day I was feeling down about being stuck in bed after ankle surgery. I thought I would go ahead an call my boss an let him know everything went well. He said the obligatory nice things , then told me that if I'm not at work on Monday , I'll be fired. I can't even get out of bed. FML

#20638400
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On 05/03/2013 at 1:35am - work - by clutzasaurus (man) - United States (Texas)

yesterday mah parents threatend to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to thier new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they rantd at me about how I should speak mah mind more and not let myself be controlld by other people. FML

#20628024
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On 04/28/2013 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons 4 a party in recognition of our company's huge merger!! Instead, he made condom balloons!! Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms 4 a prestigious company event!! A company whose CEO is named Dick!! looool FML

#20642182
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On 05/05/2013 at 12:14am - work - by ADickySituation - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was walking troug a roug part of town... wen a woman screamd tat I'd stolen er bag. I was tackld to te ground by a large guy... wo ten gave my bag to er. FML

#20624598
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On 04/27/2013 at 4:28am - misc - by whathehell (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was coming home from a much-needd vacation!! The time I spent on the plane consistd of kids screaming and throwing tantrums!! One of them managd to give me a black eye with a shoe!! Thier mom pretendd to be asleep so I'd have to deal with her kids for her!! FML

#20626326
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On 04/27/2013 at 10:30pm - health - by Satan'sChildren - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , while I was in the shower , I hered a door slam. Assuming it was mah fiancé , I shouted "I love you!" looool I later opened the bathroom door to see mah stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed mah apartment. mega FML

#20632198
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On 04/30/2013 at 3:54am - money - by ShowerGirl (woman) - United States

Today I was out with mah grandma when a pair of very shady guys approachd us in the street hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride she pulld a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck gran? FML

#20640901
81 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)



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