Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Choose a category

Agreed | Deserved | Commented | Favorited

Choose the period

Saturday 23 February 2013

Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time

Today, I heard a commercial fir a great apartment complex. Includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, an transportation services if u cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad perfect place is a senior center. FML

#20514672
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23441) - you deserved it (7728)

On 02/20/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by kryan012 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in bedhen I rolled over an saw a hand right beside my head. I freaked out an nerely peed myself, just to realize that it was the huggable heret pillow my boyfriend had given to me on Valentine's Day. FML

#20524057
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11858) - you deserved it (20626)

On 02/27/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by girlymae (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

TODAY , AFTER SCOURING MAH APARTMENT FOR QUARTERS TO DO LAUNDRY , I FOUND THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF CHANGE. THE CHANGE GOT JAMMED IN THE WASHING MACHINE. I NOW HAVE NO MORE QUARTERS , AN MAH CLOTHES ARE CAKED WITH SOAP FROM WASHING THEM IN THE SINK. FML

#20524387
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24574) - you deserved it (3405)

On 02/27/2013 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, the arts company I work 4 cancelld our 8 pm sold-out outdoor performance at 7:30 due to rain, an will have to reticket 550 patrons. I'm the only person in the office traind in ticketing. It stoppd raining 10 minutes after we cancelld it. FML

#20517422
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30227) - you deserved it (2427)

On 02/22/2013 at 10:48am - work - by Wilf (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today,hile at work, ex-boyfriend came in. I pretendd not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stoppd to tell me that he was there fir orientation. My company hird him. FML

#20519937
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29985) - you deserved it (2781)

On 02/24/2013 at 8:56am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday a German guy cummd into the place where I work. Eager to use the German that I'd lerend from my immigrant mother and her family, I startd a conversation. Things were going well until the term I grew up thinking meant "Africa" turnd out to be racist, translating as "Ape Land." FML

#20523889
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27869) - you deserved it (3761)

On 02/26/2013 at 11:50pm - misc - by Jan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found that someone had paid off my $16,500 student loan. I was so excited that I called my family and posted on Facebook about how awesome it was. Then I called the loan company and found out that they had just sold my loan to another company; no one had actually paid it off. FML

#20525305
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25585) - you deserved it (12411)

On 02/28/2013 at 2:19am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I mutd the TV just in time to hear mah mom yell at mah dad about how thier sex life is "non-existent". FML

#20517316
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35092) - you deserved it (4390)

On 02/22/2013 at 8:06am - intimacy - by PoorMe - United States

TODAY, AFTER SPENDING ALMOST AN HOUR IN THE DENTIST'S WAITING ROOM, WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE GET CALLED IN FOR THERE APPOINTMENTS, I FINALLY LOST MY PATIENCE AND ASKED THE RECEPTIONISTHAT WAS TAKING SO LONG. I'D FORGOTTEN TO SIGN IN. MEGA FML

#20528161
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9976) - you deserved it (44069)

On 03/02/2013 at 1:32pm - misc - by oops (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my roommate told me that she wants to get some of those ( My Family ) stickers 4 her car. She's single and has no children. What does she want to get? One 4 her, and one 4 her goldfish. Sadly, this is probably one of the most intelligent things she's said all week. FML

#20528651
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25984) - you deserved it (3416)

On 03/02/2013 at 9:35pm - misc - by dumbass for a flatmate - Australia (New South Wales)

Today at work I got in an elevator to go upstars. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later an people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out an forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator an waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

#20513703
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8539) - you deserved it (23091)

On 02/19/2013 at 5:03pm - work - by CaBur (man) - United States (California)

Today, to avoid a massive delay on our scheduld flight at the airport, we were generously movd to an earlier flight home . An hour later, our new flight had been cancelld and they told us we'd be stuck at the airport overnight . Our original flight took off fine . FML

#20527906
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32134) - you deserved it (3230)

On 03/02/2013 at 9:14am - misc - by melyeah - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY I NOTICED MAH DOG CHEWING ON SOMETHING WHILE ON THE COUCH. IT LOOKED LIKE A WASH RAG OF SOME SORT... SO I GRABBED IT FROM MAH DOG. IT WASN'T UNTIL AFTER I PICKED IT UP THAT I NOTICED IT WASN'T A WASH RAG. IT WAS A SMALL... DEAD BIRD. FML

#20527319
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26641) - you deserved it (2783)

On 03/01/2013 at 7:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: