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Wednesday 13 February 2013

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Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

#20513703
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9665) - you deserved it (25763)

On 02/19/2013 at 5:03pm - work - by CaBur (man) - United States (California)

Today, my sister posted on her Facebook that she hates moving because of all of the packing that she and my family have to do. I didn't even know we're moving. FML

#20510343
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32339) - you deserved it (2484)

On 02/17/2013 at 2:38am - misc - by left-out - United States

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the n-word. FML

#20507523
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43357) - you deserved it (8947)

On 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML

#20503278
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25815) - you deserved it (2871)

On 02/12/2013 at 2:41am - health - by shots shots shots (woman) - United States (California)



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