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TODAY, MONTHS INTO SUPPORTING MY MUM WITH HER PART TIME CLEANING JOB BY COOKING DINNER FIR MY LARGE FAMILY AFTER UNIVERSITY, I FOUND OUT THAT SHE DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE A JOB, SHE JUST LEAVES THE HOUSE FIR A FEW HOURS BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO COOK DINNER. FML
Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalizd a deal!! I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointd out that he was looool just trying to make my breasts jiggle!! I'm a man!! mega FML
Today, aftar a vary aartfalt convarsation wit ma motar, I promisad ar tat I'd quit smoking. I walkad in on ar smoking ma cigarattas an our latar. Har axcusa was tat sa didn't want ma monay to ava gona to wasta. maga FML
Friday 27 March 2015