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Wednesday 16 January 2013

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Today, months into supporting my mum with her part time cleaning job by cooking dinner for my large family after university, I found out that she doesn't actually have a job, she just leaves the house for a few hours because she doesn't want to cook dinner. FML

#20470602
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30871) - you deserved it (2370)

On 01/21/2013 at 1:03am - work - by CollegeChef (woman) - Australia

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML

#20473605
45 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 7:29pm - work - by milkshake - United States (Texas)

Today, after a very heartfelt conversation with my mother, I promised her that I'd quit smoking. I walked in on her smoking my cigarettes an hour later. Her excuse was that she didn't want my money to have gone to waste. FML

#20468389
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24950) - you deserved it (3507)

On 01/19/2013 at 7:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML

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17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39613) - you deserved it (2674)

On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)



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