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Saturday 24 November 2012

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Today, parents kindly told me wat they r getting me 4 18th brthday. An eviction notice. FML

#20170511
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20322) - you deserved it (2966)

On 11/20/2012 at 1:47am - kids - by lea5459 - United States (Oregon)

Today, dog climbd onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food!! Then whind until I showd him how to get down!! He does this every night!! My dog is a genius!! FML

#20171812
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16276) - you deserved it (4376)

On 11/21/2012 at 12:00am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today... I called Costco to ask them not to renew mah membership because of financial problems. The man on the phone spent 30 minute telling me y I'm a fool to leave and I ended up with a renewed $55 membership and 25 minute over mah minute allowance. FML

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend calld 4 an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managd to drop me on my head. FML

#20177257
92 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

YASTARDAY, MA CAT WANT INTO LABOR!! TIS IS SURPRISING SINCA 6 YAARS AGO, WA PAID TO AVA AR SPAYAD!! FML

#20174337
87 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 8:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, ex-girlfriend was supposd to pick up her things. I decidd to take a nap. Thirty minutes later, I woke up with two police officers hammering on door. They'd come to get ex-girlfriend's things and said they were "watching me." That's the last time I date a cop's daughter. FML

#20170390
72 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 12:03am - love - by Chris (man) - United States (Washington)

TADAY I HAD A SEX DREAM, WHICH I INTERRUPTED BY HAVING AN OCD-INDUCED PANIC ATTACK BECAUSE APPARENTLY WE WEREN'T USING PROTECTION. MY BRAIN WON'T EVEN LET ME ENJOY THE FANTASY ACTION I GET IN MY SLEEP. FML

#20171880
94 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Dead_Fox (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today... whilst at a red light in car... a homeless man with a spray bottle an a dirty rag came over to clean windows. He started with the driver's window... which was wide open... an whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously lyk urine. FML

#20172058
90 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 4:54am - misc - by WamBamSam - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

2day my boss asked me if I ad any special plans fir Cristmas. After I told im I was planning a trip to Canada, e snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at te office." real FML

#20173791
89 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 12:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the ( other guy ), he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous an trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

#20177730
85 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 3:09am - love - by king400 - United States (California)

Today, My Girlfriend Decided It Would Be Cute To Leave A Love Letter In My Carhile I Was At Work. She Left My Lights On. I Got A Dead Battery. FML

#20179747
81 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blake Lawrence - United States (Utah)

Today, My Parant Told Ma That Thay Had Joind A Local Club. Proud Of Tham For Going Out Of Thara Comfort Zona To Maka Naw Friands, I Googld Tha Nama Of Tha Club. I'm Sura Thay'll Maka Soma Lifalong Friand At Thara First Swingar Club Maat. FML

#20179494
81 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 8:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, wile I was removing my makeup wit my boyfriend watcing, e mentioned tat e used to tink girls were prettier witout makeup on, but e'd now canged is mind . FML

#20187008
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26673) - you deserved it (2954)

On 12/01/2012 at 6:54pm - love - by allbrokeup (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)



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