Wednesday 23 May 2012 
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Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my colleague yet again misused the word "literally." It's driving me insane. I have to work opposite him and hear him say things like he's just "literally shit himself inside out." FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 10:11am - work - by Rebecca (woman) - United States (Texas)
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On 05/24/2012 at 12:59am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 2:43pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by Cam (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
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On 05/27/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)
Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 12:06am - kids - by The Bearded Woman (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my teenage daughter asked me if accents are hereditary. FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 9:37pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie theater because I knew no one would text me or call. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 7:02am - misc - by Rick - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I was in a café when a construction worker asked to borrow a pen. The only pen I had on me was my brand new Parker, which I reluctantly loaned him. As he was writing, he stopped to think, and happily chewed on the end of the pen, which he later returned to me, glistening in saliva. FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 10:48pm - misc - by BowlofCherries (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML
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On 05/27/2012 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by aaah. (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML
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On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
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