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January 2013

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Today, I went an bought lunch 4 all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. big fat FML

#20473074
56 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 1:49pm - work - by me - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went shopping first thing in the morning to avoid the crowd. Having recently had surgery on my knee, I used an electric scooter to shop. The scooter died in the middle of the store. No one was around to help me. FML

#20480640
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On 01/27/2013 at 12:23am - health - by crippled shopper - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah husband yelld at me fir not doing any household chores . I can barely move mah hand without suffering excruciating pain, due to recent surgery to ease mah arthritis, an mah other hand is as bad as ever . I can barely work this phone, let alone wash dishes an iron clothes . FML

#20476416
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On 01/24/2013 at 12:52pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, after I finally laid down from a long day an was about to fall asleep, I realized I forgot to set mah alarm. I don't own an alarm clock an mah alarm is on mah phone. Which was in mah car. I live on 15th floor of an apartment building an our parking garage is across the street. FML

#20439908
58 comments

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On 01/03/2013 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I took a taxi ride with mah friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out mah friend had already paid. FML

#20475292
54 comments

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On 01/23/2013 at 6:33pm - money - by stevenr579 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I was moving into my new looool apartment. Te previous owner ad refusd to move out until today... anden I got tere... I realizd I didn't ave a key. I was about to call imen I found out I didn't ned to; e took te door. big fat FML

#20486186
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On 01/30/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by jeoak - India

Today , my dad has decidd to that as a New Year's resolution , he's going to strive to wear pants less often. It's only been an hour and I can already tell it's going to be a long year. mega FML

#20435279
55 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by why? - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I found out that my son told my daughtar at soma point that "raal" nama 4 Harshay's Kissas is "blowjobs." I found this out cuz at kindargartan looool sha was askd what har favorita food was. Tha taachar wasn't happy whan sha calld ma. FML

#20452458
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On 01/10/2013 at 7:51pm - kids - by Grant - United States

Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms . I was so looool happy . Then, I got the hiccups . FML

#20456464
48 comments

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On 01/13/2013 at 1:15am - kids - by hiccups - United States (Connecticut)

Today... my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently... being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML

#20453278
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On 01/11/2013 at 5:24am - love - by Latina (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was tha last parson in lina fir going on tha bus. Incidantally, I was right bahind a guy way tallar and widar than ma. Whan ha got on tha bus, tha bus drivar immadiataly shut tha door bahind him. I was laft outsida chasing aftar tha bus. FML

#20462065
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On 01/16/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous -

TODAY, MAH ROOMMATE CAME BACK DRUNK FROM RUSHING FRATERNITIES. NORMALLY I WOULDN'T HAVE MINDED, HAD HE NOT IMMEDIATELY PISSED AND THROWN UP EVERYWHERE AFTER ENTERING THE ROOM. IF ONLY I HAD MOVED MAH GUITAR AND THE SUITCASE FULL OF CLOTHE I HAD LEFT OUT AFTER RETURNING FROM BREAK. FML

Today, mah pants rippd while I was at work. I had to keep mah balls to the wall while I dodgd customers and edgd ever closer to the break room. Before I could call mah wife and ask her to bring a new pair, mah boss burst in, got pissd, and made me go back out and deal with rate customers. FML

#20487736
51 comments

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On 01/31/2013 at 3:27pm - work - by fuckit (man) - Italy (Lazio)



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