Missing

By Anon - 04/08/2013 05:36 - Australia - Perth

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Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML
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Everyday_Galaxy 14

Hopefully it was an unused chocolate condom.

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jessBeAqueen 13

no he didnt... that was the girlfriends job.

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MuseFan1991 14

what i dont get is why parents are so horrified at finding condoms: "oh no! my child is taking precautions to avoid pregnancy and STI's!"

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Everyday_Galaxy 14

Hopefully it was an unused chocolate condom.

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xlord 27

But who doesn't love a cream filled chocolate egg?

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jessBeAqueen 13

chocolate egg ? no more like a chocolate covered twinkie

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PterodactylMan 23

Isn't it better when you find chocolate you didn't know you lost?

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CommonSenseKarma 17

I'd suck a dick but only if it was dark chocolate-flavored

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ShadowWolfoxImp 18

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Wizardo 33

#4 I'm pretty sure that was OP's intention before he lost the condom and his girlfriends dad has no business poking around in their personal lives, if OP is cool then dad should be cool.

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CaiDog 20

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skitzymew 19

I think I have to agree with #11. What are any of you even talking about? Stop trying so hard to be funny.

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Uramonkey 11

4 - I tried to laugh and joke, but there came no laugh, and there was no joke. I'm sorry to disappoint you :(

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MuseFan1991 14

i think 4 missed out the word 'found'

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ShadowWolfoxImp 18

O_O I DID forget the word found... I just noticed that... That's also not the first time. I end up thinking faster than I type and even when I proofread... it looks perfectly correct... Sorry about that!

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Steve95401 49

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FitForFun 11

In the end anything is better then him catching you in the act. At least in this situation you are fully clothed and prepared to run away.

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bandeek 30

And he knows they used protection.

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sematariux 7

56, obviously they didn't.. The condom got lost

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BigMatt803 18

You should have looked for it a little harder

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pdp_fml 21

Was her dad suspicious of you? Your lesson is never throw your used condoms under the couch! You never know who is going to find them.

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buddy51 23

It's an Oreo condom, OP- Chocolate on the outside, creamy filling inside!!

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ItsAnanya 25

I don't think I can ever look at an Oreo the same way again. Thanks.

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buddy51 23

...or a used chocolate condom either!! It's a 2-fer! You're welcome!!

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