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December 2012

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Today, in the "end-of-the-world" spirit, I asked my boyfriend to marry me. His response was, "It's really windy out." FML

#20410172
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On 12/20/2012 at 11:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML

#20188897
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On 12/03/2012 at 12:18am - health - by Gahh... (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML

#20198676
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On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML

#20186150
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On 12/01/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML

#20201964
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On 12/12/2012 at 2:14pm - misc - by dumbassgrad - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML

#20420113
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On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)

Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML

#20423057
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On 12/26/2012 at 3:53am - misc - by Shelle (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in my armpit and a sprained ankle both on my right side, resulting in me limping and keeping my arm awkwardly plastered to my side. My fiancé keeps walking like me and calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something. FML

#20406767
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On 12/19/2012 at 12:16am - health - by Igor (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML

#20422819
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On 12/26/2012 at 1:15am - misc - by marriedtoatool - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML

#20189885
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On 12/03/2012 at 7:38pm - misc - by FlyingFist - United States

Today, it's my sixth day taking care of my family's seven animals while my parents are in Singapore. So far, I've emergency-called the vet twice, taken a dog to the vet once, and cleaned up liquid dog shit five times. FML

#20197436
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On 12/09/2012 at 8:18am - animals - by KennyDidIt - United States (Alabama)

Today, I sat on my own testicles while having a serious and tenderly sweet discussion with my fiancée about our future together. We were both crying, but for very different reasons. FML

#20433657
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On 12/31/2012 at 6:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

#20407692
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On 12/19/2012 at 3:47pm - love - by mahanaaa_23 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)



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