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November 2012

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Today, I had dinner with my grandparents. At the table, my grandfather openly complained about how hard it is for him to get out of their hot tub. Not because of his prosthetic leg, but because his balls somehow "get stuck". I really didn't need to know that. FML

#20159093
76 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 3:27pm - misc - by Miki13 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML

#20184947
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On 11/30/2012 at 1:30am - misc - by Awks - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I'm so broke, I asked my parents if they'd pay for me to go to the eye doctor and consider it my Christmas present. FML

#20149436
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On 11/05/2012 at 8:01pm - money - by EB - United States

Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML

#20168945
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On 11/19/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

#20144110
74 comments

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On 11/02/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by annoyed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

#20159802
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On 11/11/2012 at 11:30pm - misc - by me - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was separating my notes into two piles: one to save for exam studying and one to throw out. I finished separating, picked up the junk pile and absentmindedly shredded it. Afterwards, I looked down to see the junk pile still completely intact. Goodbye, passing grades. FML

#20180442
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On 11/26/2012 at 10:03pm - work - by shark - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing Apples to Apples with my girlfriend and a few others. The card that was drawn was labeled "pathetic". Among other cards that were laid down in attempts to be similar to "pathetic" was my girlfriend's card. She won with a create-a-card labeled "my sex life". FML

#20157215
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On 11/10/2012 at 6:02am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML

#20176308
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On 11/24/2012 at 6:54am - work - by sad face - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was woken up by my elderly neighbor banging on my door at 2am. She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off. I'd just fallen asleep. FML

#20184989
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On 11/30/2012 at 2:29am - misc - by Rachael (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had amazing make-up sex after a huge fight. Turns out he forgot to let me know it was actually break-up sex. FML

Today, I put on a shirt that said "skilled in every position." My boyfriend took one look and said, "since when?" FML

#20167475
73 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML

#20156411
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On 11/09/2012 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Gisborne)



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