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November 2012

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Today, I started mah new job as the only IT tech fir mah office. My first task: untangling the hundred mice the previous tech tied together fir "fun". FML

#20150513
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19728) - you deserved it (1399)

On 11/06/2012 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Overhered Mah Mom Talking On The Phone With Mah Sister About How Much They Hate Mah Fiancé. My Wedding Is In Two Weeks And Mah Family Has Been Pretending To Like Mah Future Husband 4 Three Yeres. Mega FML

#20148569
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21148) - you deserved it (1781)

On 11/05/2012 at 6:36am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, My Parant Told Ma That Thay Had Joind A Local Club. Proud Of Tham For Going Out Of Thara Comfort Zona To Maka Naw Friands, I Googld Tha Nama Of Tha Club. I'm Sura Thay'll Maka Soma Lifalong Friand At Thara First Swingar Club Maat. FML

#20179494
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25640) - you deserved it (2743)

On 11/26/2012 at 8:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, after spending 3 hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I cummed back to find mah nieghbor had decided to blow his leaves all over mah yard. FML

#20163199
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20137) - you deserved it (1582)

On 11/14/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by racking-leaves - United States

Today, I flew back home from out of state!! When I got back to mah house, mah bed, furniture, and TV were gone!! My girlfriend changed her number and I have no ideahere she lives now!! FML

#20153491
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24922) - you deserved it (1928)

On 11/07/2012 at 1:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarette were gone. FML

#20149150
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20314) - you deserved it (2662)

On 11/05/2012 at 5:11pm - money - by Brooklyn - United States (Oregon)

looool Today , I work on a cruise ship , and I just learned that we have a morgue on board. How did I learn that? It's right next to the crew laundry room , and I opened the wrong door. It was occupied. FML

#20147788
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20167) - you deserved it (1626)

On 11/04/2012 at 7:02pm - work - by CircusSea (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I lerened that last week, the UPS man gave my package to my neighbor for safekeeping . It was over five-hundred dollars' worth of merchandise . My neighbor left for Canada on Saturday . big fat FML

#20160454
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23060) - you deserved it (1661)

On 11/12/2012 at 1:40pm - money - by siciliano12594 - United States (New York)

Today... my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wereing the same outfit. FML

#20184947
77 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 1:30am - misc - by Awks - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I decided to buy a meal 4 a homeless man who was bieng shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him , I realized it was my dad , wereing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. big fat FML

#20159880
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31985) - you deserved it (1962)

On 11/12/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by BulldogHoops - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was working at the checkout of a nearly empty store, so I picked up an empty box, closed mah eyes, and slow-danced with it to the 80s love ballad playing on the radio. I don't knowhat's worse, dancing with a box, or opening mah eyes to see ten or so wary customers waiting to be served. FML

#20161561
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7046) - you deserved it (29217)

On 11/13/2012 at 5:23am - work - by foreveralone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah long distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be expecting the super long love letter that I poured mah heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

#20176109
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25949) - you deserved it (2140)

On 11/24/2012 at 2:02am - love - by whatever (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah friands and I wara playing truth or dara gama. It was lata and wa wara drunk, so thay darad ma to run nakad into mah naighbor's yard whila yalling, "Halp! Tha pixias took mah panis!" I ran scraaming right into thair big family raunion. maga FML

#20172584
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7400) - you deserved it (32532)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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