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November 2012

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Today, after dealing with infidelity in mah marriage, I found myself looking 4 advice. This ld me to the comment section of a tabloid article talking about Kristen Stewart an Rob Pattinson. I'm a 30-year-old man taking marriage advice from a bunch of vampire-obsessd tweens.

#20156173
67 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 11:07am - love - by loser (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a booth at a very expensive craft show. My grandma cummed to show her support. While there, she managed to knock over mah display, get in the way of potential buyers and take down a rather old ladyhen she supposedly stumbled. This all happened in the first five minutes she was there. FML

#20167730
61 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 5:02am - work - by soldnone - Canada (Ontario)

Taday at archery practice , I jokingly said that I'd kiss the next person to get a bullseye. They all made a point of missing their targets , some even shooting their arrows way off to the side. FML

#20146224
69 comments

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On 11/03/2012 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today On An Important Call With A Potential Employer He Began To Speak Quieter And Quieter Until I Couldn't Hear Him At All!! When I Finally Hung Up After Waiting Fir 5 Minutes I Realized That I Had Been Pressing Down On The Volume Button!! FML

#20182071
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On 11/27/2012 at 11:58pm - work - by jkmartinjk - Canada (British Columbia)

2day mah long-distance boyfriend an I decidd to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumd that mah dad was asleep an did some drty talk. When we were done, I heard mah dad laughing outside mah room; he'd heard it all. FML

#20170222
63 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today , I Was Singing In The Shower , When Some Suds From My Shampoo Fell Into My Mouth And Down My Throat . I Retched And Sputtered Fir About Two Minutes Before Finally Throwing Up .

#20166301
67 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 3:45am - health - by woman - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I'm at home , sick with walking pneumonia an a raging UTI. Every time I cough , I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel an garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML

#20145285
63 comments

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On 11/03/2012 at 1:34am - health - by jdch_99 - Canada (Ontario)

Today... my older brother thought it would be hilarious to sneak up and scare me in the grocery aisle at the store. I screamd and jumpd... knocking half the shelf's contents all over the floor. We're now bannd from the only grocery store in town. FML

#20166242
61 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by sarahhbear - United States (Texas)

yesterday I was walking home when I realized I didn't have phone on me!! After retracing steps I realized that I'd been listening to music from phone the entire time!! mega FML

#20177683
54 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Jocelyn - Canada (Alberta)

Today , my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked himhy the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML

#20154549
67 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 12:49am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a customer smiled, looked me in the eye an described to me in graphic detail the swelling that occurred to his nuts after his vasectomy. FML

#20142730
67 comments

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On 11/01/2012 at 9:52am - work - by tmi. - Australia

Yesterday... I saw cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch... I pickd it up an threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time... I realizd that not only was it not a toy... but it was only half-dead. FML

#20174725
59 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah grandmother said to me, ( You look just like yur mother did at yur age. Except your fatter of course. ) FML

#20148363
62 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by poro123 - United Kingdom



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