Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML
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On 10/01/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)
Today, my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship, and she said to me, "No offense, but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be like this one." Some offense taken. FML
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On 10/31/2012 at 12:22am - love - by anon (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I received another letter of rejection from the university of my dreams. I got it the first time, but thanks for reminding me. FML
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On 10/17/2012 at 2:52pm - misc - by ThreeTimesUnlucky - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I had to pick my parents up from the hospital and drive them back home, after they were treated for eating large amounts of cheese that my dad claimed to have "aged" for several years. FML
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On 10/14/2012 at 4:36pm - health - by oppafucktardstyle (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I came home from college to find my favorite silk nightie that I had left behind being modeled by Bernie, the family dog. Nobody will admit to who put it on him. I don't know what's worse, that my family is a bunch of assholes, or that my nightie is big enough to fit a Saint Bernard. FML
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On 10/23/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by nicedoggy (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
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On 10/12/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by firstdategonebad - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 8:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 12:15am - work - by caltech (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML
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On 10/25/2012 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Agirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I'd stayed up all night to finish a detailed report. By the time I'd printed it I was late for work so I jumped in my car. Driving down the street, I saw my papers fly off the roof of my car. It was raining out. FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 9:51pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got fired from a job that I've had for four days for being too "secretive." Apparently, I was leaning over my notebook so that my boss couldn't stand behind me and read what I was writing. The email literally said I was "being too sneaky". They were work notes. FML
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On 10/25/2012 at 2:59am - work - by TheHarvardian (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML
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On 10/27/2012 at 8:43am - misc - by katier8295 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML
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On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)
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