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FML - The follow-up

Today, I bought myself a pair of beautiful, hand-crafted earrings with lighthouses on them. My mother was quick to point out the lighthouses look like dicks. I don't think I can ever wear them again. FML

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Haha, now that I've noticed it, I would gladly exchange them if I could. Unfortunately I bought them at a craft market, and therefore have no way to return them. I'll likely just hold onto them and possibly give them to someone as a gift. Or maybe I'll just wear them. They are really pretty until someone points out the lighthouses look like dicks.
By musicalducky - / Saturday 5 January 2013 22:04 / Canada - Calgary
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By  musicalducky  |  21

Haha, now that I've noticed it, I would gladly exchange them if I could. Unfortunately I bought them at a craft market, and therefore have no way to return them. I'll likely just hold onto them and possibly give them to someone as a gift. Or maybe I'll just wear them. They are really pretty until someone points out the lighthouses look like dicks.

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  musicalducky  |  21

Haha, now that I've noticed it, I would gladly exchange them if I could. Unfortunately I bought them at a craft market, and therefore have no way to return them. I'll likely just hold onto them and possibly give them to someone as a gift. Or maybe I'll just wear them. They are really pretty until someone points out the lighthouses look like dicks.

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  TheChiver  |  7

#42 A long time ago on 4chan a user first wrote that incoherent sentence. It sparked much debate over what it meant. Websites such as Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, and YouTube have attempted to decipher it. Not until recently has someone been able to. The deciphered sentence actually is..."Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?" Elementary, my dear FML users.

By  B1TCH  |  2

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  oj101  |  33

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  screenager5  |  35

This FML has absolutely nothing to do with that one. The one and only thing the two entries have in common is the lighthouses. Noor's had nothing to do with a comparison to dicks, and this one had nothing to do with giving a gift to her mother which was rejected. I think you're just crazy.

By  insomnimaniak  |  19

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  annie_nk  |  22

18-So true. I donated a foot to locks of love and my mom moped around for the rest of the day because "all my hair was gone". My hair was an inch past my shoulders after a foot was cut.

By  Despereaux  |  15

Regift them. And if someone points out what they look like, start bawling like a baby and say "you don't like them? I picked them out especially for you!" and don't talk to them for a week. That way there is no way they will try to give them back to you, and they are out of your hair forever.

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