Today, I found out why it might be awkward to have your plumber and your least well-behaved dog share a name. Bad plumber. FML
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Today, my neighbors left for their nine month excursion, and armed their security system. One of the features is a loud series of three beeps every three seconds, 24 hours a day. I can hear it, clear as a bell, throughout my entire house. FML
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On 10/16/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML
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On 10/21/2012 at 6:31am - health - by leaftheerickson (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my mom decided to subtly bring up her desire for grandchildren. "You really need a girlfriend. I'm surprised you don't have a crippling case of Carpal Tunnel by now." FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 1:59am - misc - by alittlepersonal (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
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On 10/07/2012 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress. I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment. She put me on speakerphone, and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 12:07pm - work - by yolo is for shitheads - United States
Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered to help me set up the sync. I agreed, but I really wish I'd remembered that my Bluetooth name is TitsMcGee. FML
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On 10/30/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by embarassedmuch - United States
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
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On 09/30/2012 at 11:21pm - love - by notgivingup (woman) - United States
Today, maintenance came to fix the constantly beeping alarm system near my apartment. They changed it from beeping on-and-off to one never-ending beep, similar to the sound of my sanity flat-lining. FML
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On 10/29/2012 at 12:31am - misc - by tcm123 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I let a friend borrow a power saw. When I found it on my porch later, the blade was missing and the cord was cut. Looking closer, I realized it was his saw. He kept my new one. He totally denies that he switched them and now won't answer his door. FML
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On 10/22/2012 at 6:34pm - misc - by petra84 - United States (Colorado)
Today, my right ear drum ruptured. My family doesn't understand that I only lost hearing in one ear and continues to talk about me behind my back, thinking I can't hear them. FML
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On 10/07/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by lbelle - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML
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On 10/01/2012 at 1:47am - misc - by Prae - United States (Texas)
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by scaredofcutouts (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
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