Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by FML_Elle - United States
Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML
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On 10/16/2012 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 6:04am - love - by Jex (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML
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On 10/13/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to a big family dinner. I didn't realize I hadn't been invited until we were about to sit down to eat. There were 12 chairs, 12 plates, 12 forks, and 12 glasses. I was the 13th person to arrive. FML
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On 10/31/2012 at 10:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 4:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
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On 10/27/2012 at 4:04pm - misc - by left4dead (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my wife confused terminology from my religion with stuff from Harry Potter. FML
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On 10/21/2012 at 9:21pm - misc - by nickw177 (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML
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On 10/22/2012 at 11:18pm - intimacy - by TypeOhNegative (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 9:57am - work - by Johnnogood (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my landlord informed me that from now on, she'd prefer if I paid my rent in cash each month. Apparently, I "look sketchy" and she didn't "ever want to deal with the hassle of a bounced check." FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 10:56am - money - by sketchball (man) - United States
Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway. That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside my apartment complex for two hours, claiming to be my "soulmate." FML
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On 10/28/2012 at 12:22am - love - by prettylady? - United States
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
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On 10/26/2012 at 12:38am - kids - by familyofpsychos - United States (Nebraska)
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