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October 2012

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Today , my coworker an I were sitting an eating lunch. We noticd a little kid kept staring at us , an every time we lookd away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us , I lookd an was startld enough to jump. The parents were three tables down laughing uncontrollably.

#20136682
138 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 8:29am - work - by radioinvader (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, trying to be nice, I askd my little sister ow scool was. Se burst into a temper tantrum and screamd at me to fuck off. Se's eigt. FML

#20132869
127 comments

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On 10/25/2012 at 3:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I was getting a bikini wax to prove to mah husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax... she said... "You know... if I wantd to... I'm in the perfect spot to reach in an steal that baby." FML

#20097870
131 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I caught brother whacking off with looool expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML

#20117813
125 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 8:10am - intimacy - by scarred_sibling - United States

as mah dad and I were leaving a store, a man asked us if we could donate to an Alzheimer's fund. My dad hates being asked 4 money, and so he immediately hunched over and acted like a dirty, senile old man all the way to the car. FML

#20113923
91 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I WENT OUT AND MADE BUILD-A-BEARS THAT LOOKD LIKE MY DAUGHTER AND HER NEW BOYFRIEND. IT TURNS OUT SHE HAD BEEN INSISTING THAT I DIDN'T 4 A GOOD REASON; UPON SIGHT OF HIS, HER BOYFRIEND SCREAMD AND FLD THE HOUSE. TURNS OUT HE WAS NEARLY MAULD TO DEATH BY A BEAR. FML

#20108200
116 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by ScaryBears (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, I GOT BACK MAH HISTORY PAPER. THE WHOLE PAPER HAD BEEN CROSSED OUT AND AT THE END, MAH PROFESSOR HAD WRITTEN ( REALLY?! ) I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG. FML

Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find mah psycho ex-girlfriend in mah house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me an she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. mega FML

#20103889
139 comments

TADAY I SHOWD MY FRIENDS THE PICTURE I DREW PICTURING THE FOUR OF US IN A 'ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE' SETTING. TURNS OUT THEY NEVER SAW ME AS THERE FRIEND, AN I'M CREEPING THEM OUT. FML

#20128150
132 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by Nana (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

Today, I woke up with a used condom on mah face. Turns out mah roommate had sex with his grlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

#20098094
129 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by Jake (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today,hile looking through the camera mah boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at looool him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML

#20119129
114 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

2dayhile driving with puppy in the passenger seat , he jumpd out of the window. FML

#20124915
130 comments

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On 10/20/2012 at 3:16am - animals - by puppylove - United States

Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it cummed crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML

#20125611
128 comments

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On 10/20/2012 at 6:48pm - money - by fuck gangnam style in the anus - United States (California)



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