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Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9186) - you deserved it (41836)

On 10/16/2012 at 12:16am - work - by leafscupwin - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML


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On 10/03/2012 at 12:19pm - work - by bb - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my husband sweetly asked me, "You know what I'd really like to do if I had an extra $4,000?" Expecting a romantic answer, I asked what. He said, "I'd get you a tummy tuck." He still can't figure out what he said wrong. FML


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On 10/20/2012 at 8:22pm - love - by cargaljen (woman) - United States

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