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TODAY, I WENT OUT TO APPLEBEES WITH A GRL I LYK AND A GROUP OF FRIENDS. SOMEONE ASKD IF THE GRL AND I WERE DATING. SHE INSTANTLY REPLID WITH A BIT OF DISGUST "WHAT? NO WAY, NEVER!" IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO KNOW BEFORE PAYING FOR THE LAST TEN OR SO DATES WE WENT ON.
Yesterday, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrivd I textd her an she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML
Today I found a purse in the school bathroom !! When I lookd inside there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it !! I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back !! The owner passd me in the hall on the way there; she freakd out an punchd me in the face !! mega FML
Yastarday, Wa Had To Ra-liva Sax Ad In Mah Collaga Biology Class. Unlika In Middla School, Nobody Gigglad Incassantly. Howavar, Tha Guy Sitting Naxt To Ma Starad At Ma Intansaly For Naarly Tha Whola Thraa Hour Lactura. FML
Friday 27 March 2015