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By theybitchaboutgnomesbutnotthis?? - / Friday 31 May 2013 22:25 / United Kingdom
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Some advertisements and commercials have gotten ridiculous nowadays.I remember sitting with my parents when ads for erectile dysfunction and a healthy sex life came on. It was a silent, awkward 45 seconds every time.

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*elocution At least I think that's the word you meant. Eloquence is choosing the right words for flowing and persuasive speech. Elocution is pronouncing them properly and forcefully like a professional politician. I'm not sure either really fits.

Some advertisements and commercials have gotten ridiculous nowadays.I remember sitting with my parents when ads for erectile dysfunction and a healthy sex life came on. It was a silent, awkward 45 seconds every time.

Sometimes I wonder if those who give dirty looks ever had kids. Kids are very impressionable and repeat almost everything they see. Plus it's not always the parents fault if the kid says something dirty or off the wall.

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My mom actually told me about how when I was about five. Someone was yelling random curses, I ended up yelling them at my teacher.

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That's funny! I'm sure every kid has one of those moments. When I was a kid, my sister told me that giving someone the middle finger meant I love you. I immediately ran to my mom and flipped her off. :S

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But parents can't monitor their kids 24/7. There's when they are at friends' houses, or being watched at a baby sitter. Plus kids movies are filled with innuendos.

Sucks in the short term term but eventually you'll see the funny side because that is funny as hell.

The first time he said it, you should have pulled him to the side and explained that it's when they cut him under his pee-pee (or whatever terms your call his privates). If he continues to say it after that, you have much bigger problems than his great parroting skills.

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Um no. Your testicles don't get tied (ow!). A tube gets snipped. And you still jizz. It's semen that comes out, not sperm.

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Kumonsucks - *you're curious *any more Maybe if you paid more attention in Kumon your grammar wouldn't suck. Oh, and your explanation of a vasectomy sucks too.

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Yeah, they snip the vas deferens (tube from which sperm ejects into the semen from the seminal vesicles). Vasectomies can also be reversed. They're pretty minimally invasive, compared to the lady version.

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I laughed for longer than I should have at this comment. The mental image of balls knotted together was just too much.

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