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Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (143828) - you deserved it (21184)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

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