Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, a group of Girl Scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought two bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML
Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML
Today, I was at work, about to go to lunch. There were some girl scouts out front selling cookies. I told my manager that I would be using a different exit, and when he asked why, I told him that girl scouts really annoy the crap out of me. The girl scouts out front were his daughters. FML
Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML
Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML
Today, I saw a girl asking for money on the median of an entrance to a parking lot with her dog. Later, I bought a box of dog treats for her. I drove up and handed it to her. She rolled her eyes and said, "How the hell am I supposed to carry that?" I sat there in stunned disbelief with the box she refused to take. FML
Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML
Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML
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lesman 0
Hate to say it man, but if you can't tell a box of cookies from a box of rocks, you deserved it. :p
fredmeepbob 0
@4 I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY. THEY DID DOWNSIZE THEM. I ******* KNEW IT.
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lesman 0
Hate to say it man, but if you can't tell a box of cookies from a box of rocks, you deserved it. :p
ilovechocochipz 0
your supposed to order them and there delivered later and you put your name in a form you should do some more research for next time.
pyrotim25 0
actually girl scouts I know sell them directly until they run out
RawrrrImADino 0
i'm a gs and we sell our leftover cookies at lowes and walmart...
ARScratch 0
#1 Made me LOL
monkeykiller77 0
164@ shut the **** up
Herropreez17 0
In his defense those girl scouts are some crafty bitches...
Chowderlick 9
Ha ha nigga
lolcorez 0
didn't you like check inside the boxes to see just in case?
_Noon_ 0
Yeah, cause who knows, it might be a scamming girl scout.. I mean come on, what are the odds?
_Dawning_ 0
DUH THAT WAS NOT A REALLY GIRL SCOUT!! girl scouts don't scam you. I have friends that are girl scouts. I know it is upsetting but don't f-ing blame it all on the organization...gezz.
TWSSMoment 0
well she wasn't expecting to be scammed by girl scouts....what are they teaching these girl scount now a day?!how to be berny madoff?
bballchamp43 0
they are adapting to the modern ecenomic market
Clare420 0
lol #166 is right
roflrawrlol 0
except for his spelling of economy, he is not right.
roflrawrlol 0
economic* ****, I've ruined a perfectly good troll statement >.>
stolen_sammich 0
lol, poor you! especially with the prices of GS cookies these days.
pizzle 0
lol@#2... you never can trust those girl scouts... they totally downsized the thin mints box this year!
sashalynn 0
Nah, samosas are the way to gp. :-)
k649 0
#2, who ever checks boxes of cookies? Hahah And that seriously sucks, but you would think you could feel a slight difference.
fredmeepbob 0
@4 I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY. THEY DID DOWNSIZE THEM. I ******* KNEW IT.
TWSSMoment 0
Omfg!!!I knew it to girl scounts are just trying to scam people.I need those cookies to get me through mw2.those girl scounts need to be shot!
qwertyuiopdead 0
agreed 4 and 6
iceliebedich 7
I'm a girl scout and I don't scam people...us girls are not in charge of making the cookies but we have to sell them(I sell them $4 a box) and yea they are pricey and downsized, but so good...but FYL for getting scammed by a scanner, you really need to be able to tell the difference, a girl scout carries around an order form where as a scanner doesn't..and plus a girl scout would have their leaders number in case you want to get ahold of their leader...make sense?
Pwuj 6
Shit I'd pay to see a scanner scam people.,
FeedTheStache 13
#6 haha that made my day. I'm not the only one feeling ripped off
mf_fml 0
triflin'-ass bitches.
DuchessAngel37 0
Dude, the economy is rough on them scouts too!
llamatrauma 5
sweet parenting...
Jimboom 11
Vendetta on all Girl Scouts! Hunt down random packs of GS's and pelt them with cheap store brought biscuits as a lesson to them