Money: Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant....

By twit - 16/03/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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By hatemylife - 19/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

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By Scottrick - 01/03/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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Annoyed

By musicman2005 - 30/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I was at work, about to go to lunch. There were some girl scouts out front selling cookies. I told my manager that I would be using a different exit, and when he asked why, I told him that girl scouts really annoy the crap out of me. The girl scouts out front were his daughters. FML

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By erockinthesuburb - 19/02/2013 01:49 - United States

Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML

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By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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By UTRejected - 21/11/2014 13:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

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Kinder stranger

By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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Beggars can be choosers

By Rebecca Palermo - 14/12/2020 11:03

Today, I saw a girl asking for money on the median of an entrance to a parking lot with her dog. Later, I bought a box of dog treats for her. I drove up and handed it to her. She rolled her eyes and said, "How the hell am I supposed to carry that?" I sat there in stunned disbelief with the box she refused to take. FML

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Oi! Get back here!

By magicman - 26/04/2011 04:45 - Canada

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 18:00

Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML

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lesman 0

Monday 16 March 2009 9:04

Hate to say it man, but if you can't tell a box of cookies from a box of rocks, you deserved it. :p

fredmeepbob 0

Monday 16 March 2009 9:20

@4 I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY. THEY DID DOWNSIZE THEM. I ******* KNEW IT.

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inktree 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 19:32

#51 - I'm in MD, and I do most of my shopping at Giant.

Cre6rul 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:11

this is why i don't like girl scouts

mikemanray 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:03

THAT AIN'T NO GIRL SCOUT, IT'S THE GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTA! And you gave him tree-fiddy...5 times! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DvLvInSG-4&feature=related

CassandraIsIndie 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:49

That shit is hilarious...

louyfi85 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 8:04

Wouldn't the boxes be like a gazillion times heavier... jeez what's wrong with you.

nodbor 11

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:15

rock candy!

nodbor 11

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:17

#50 no, now they sell them right then and where

Fab_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 10:39

Thinking through this, it's entirely possible. Like someone else pointed out, if you left the trays in, slipping rocks in a few of them, not all, would give you basically the same weight as cookies would, and if you distributed them right, they'd feel just like a box of cookies. And it's incredibly easy to reseal a box of cookies. It's not like there is shrinkwrap on the outside, or anything you have to tear, just one flap to work free of the glue. You could very easily re-glue the flap to the box and make it look perfectly fine. Besides, who would think to sit there and examine a box of cookies they just bought from an adorable, innocent-looking little girl?

inlimbo11 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 10:43

haha, you're an idiot. deserved. #15 and just what will that report be, "some girl scout who i don't know the name of or what section/troop/whatever she was with sold me rocks instead of cookies" yeah. that'll accomplish a whole hell of a lot.