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Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41883) - you deserved it (4600)

On 06/26/2009 at 5:51am - money - by xero_art (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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