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Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48063) - you deserved it (6256)

On 06/26/2009 at 5:51am - money - by xero_art (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Ouch, man. At least the album ended up safely in your hands at the end.

#1 - On 06/26/2009 at 2:06pm by juliadream

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Awww. And then at Christmas, you could pawn your heirloom pocket watch so you could buy her some ornate haircombs for her long beautiful hair, and meanwhile, she cuts and sells her hair to buy you a chain for your heirloom pocket watch - what a riot! Oh, Henry, the IRONY!!!

#119 - On 06/26/2009 at 5:24pm by ptmcg

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