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Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 7:51am - money - by TSampson (man) - United States (Georgia)

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your mom's a b*tch. piss on her grave. she didn't even have the decency to be open with you about her feelings, which could have led to a mutual understanding of each other's beliefs and values. no, instead she acted behind your back, and let your entire family know without any regard for you. that's immature, spiteful, malicious and the indications of a bad person. personally, i respect that other people's opinions on gay rights differ, and people have a right to their opinions, but the way she dealt with the difference in opinion is messed.

what an awful mother.

#5 - On 06/11/2009 at 10:08am by touchableturtle

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that's depressing. i'm sorry.

#2 - On 06/11/2009 at 10:04am by Avaquin

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