By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 21:49 - United States - Washington

Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
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drewflav 17

Should've brought some snow back inside and shoved it down his pants when he wasn't paying attention.

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Ambient25 24

No, OP is still outside as we speak. It's thought he turned into a snowman (or slenderman), but they say if you listen really closely, you can still hear OP shivering outside your door.

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tacopandaroo 12

were you let back inside at least?

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Ambient25 24

No, OP is still outside as we speak. It's thought he turned into a snowman (or slenderman), but they say if you listen really closely, you can still hear OP shivering outside your door.

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Gearden 8

Dad needed some emergency alone time.

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Gearden 8

Reminds of the fml about the girl who stayed home sick and caught her dad cheating.

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JMichael 25

So do we call him Frosty or Jack Frost?

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bubblyhayley 16

#22 first thing I thought. .. hes got someone else round

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drewflav 17

Should've brought some snow back inside and shoved it down his pants when he wasn't paying attention.

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JMichael 25

But a pretty good comeback.

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drewflav 17

'twas the first thing that came to my mind in the wee hours of the morning.

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dope_mcfly 24

And instead of calling the police or child services, you posted here?

annie_nk 22

Police? CPS? That's a bit drastic, don't ya think?

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Ambient25 24

#3 Please take your internet connected device and bury it in the snow. Don't touch it until the snow melts. If possible, please set it on fire in the snow, because we all hate dichotomy.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

#14, don't call him a dick...otomy. Actually, do.

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SgtAssCheeks 21

Welcome to America where the slightest tad bit of discomfort and tasteless jokes are punished with the police, child services and court rooms!

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yamhall 6

No cause he let me back in after I called my mom

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thecrazymancan 17

The kid was put out in the freezing snow wearing shorts! How the hell isn't there something seriously wront with this picture?

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Trently 10

In Canada when we get thrown outside in the snow in nothing but shorts we fashion clothing out of the snow.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

That's not funny but cruel. I cannot laugh about such a story. OP should ask someone for help (maybe your mother).

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expectcriticism 13

it was a joke calm the **** down. its not like he was beating him in the snow, he told him to go play in it, how the hell is that cruel?

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squideth 18

Uhm, because you can DIE from exposure if left outside for too long? Idiots.

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pizzzah 9

so i take it he shoved your phone/computer out with you to keep you company. And now you are posting about it here

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amaindayyy46 20

I'm gonna guess that this was after he was let back inside.

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NeatNit 32

What the hell did he plan to do today that he needs you out so desperately?! You must investigate!

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Ambient25 24

If OP had a dog then the barking could give him a clue...

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Izabushel 65

I was thinking the same thing. I think OP accidently stuffed up some serious secret plans. Or maybe their dad has a very strange sense of humor.

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Ukeee_X 19

It probably is, but so is lava but I don't want to be thrown into it :(

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paigexox0 37

My uncle threw me down a hill in the snow in a t-shirt, pants and socks..but just shorts? You win lol

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