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Today, I called my mobile phone provider to end my contract. A sales rep spent over half an hour trying to convince me to reconsider, and I kept refusing. I ended up breaking down and accepting a "more economical" contract, which I didn't notice costs almost twice as much as the last one. FML

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On 04/20/2012 at 10:49pm - money - by ... (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Apparently in your brain "no" means "Please fuck me over monthly for the next 2 years."

#18 - On 04/21/2012 at 12:08am by DocBastard

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Damn those salespeople with their honeyed voices!!! You have a cooling off period! Call her now to cancel it!!!!

#3 - On 04/20/2012 at 11:59pm by zandalee

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