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Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML


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On 03/14/2011 at 3:32am - money - by kb10 -

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Its the fact that you are too lazy to work that's worse. Face it.

#3 - On 03/14/2011 at 10:50am by yuggi1

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I would say what is worse is the fact you thought you could just take something that was not yours and get away with it!
If you were really thirsty go drink some water out of a tap! At least you can't get done for that.

#10 - On 03/14/2011 at 11:03am by Jimboom

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