You're nicked

By kb10 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML
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Top comments

yuggi1 11

Its the fact that you are too lazy to work that's worse. Face it.

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Jimboom 11

I would say what is worse is the fact you thought you could just take something that was not yours and get away with it! If you were really thirsty go drink some water out of a tap! At least you can't get done for that.

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oz2sd 0

and then you reported about it on your computer or smart phone? what a douche! sell your phone!

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DRIEAM 0

well what the **** did you think would happen?

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N1welder 0

prob thought they would get away with it

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12inchRooster 0

If you had done that in some other country, they would of chopped off your hand. A stupid son of bitch like yourself needs that. THIEVING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!! I have no use for you or your type. It will cost you more then a buck to get out of this one. Maybe you can stand on the corner and earn enough money to pay your fines.

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rachel101521 0

pretty harsh for the Internet there

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XxPurplePandaxX 0

tisk tisk tisk...

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ht01 0

op r u da one who got arrested at zellers ? cuz some lady was arrested for stealing something there :$

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