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Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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On 11/13/2010 at 5:34pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Get them to give you how much you paid for the pizza, those twat waffles. :O

#2 - On 11/13/2010 at 7:28pm by Shivermeshamrock

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Then knock on their door, explain what happened, and ask to reimbursed by either the pizza company, those who ate it, or both. Not really sure why you decided to whine on FML instead of handling a fairly simple problem yourself.

#4 - On 11/13/2010 at 7:34pm by BehindTheSun

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